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American justice:
If you have to ask how much it costs, you cant afford it.
average voter:
Consumer of seasoned smoked sausage made of mixed meats; also a mark.
campaign debate:
Smoking contest featuring quadruple talk (double talk times two, i.e. zero to the fourth power).
campaign financiers:
Casino partners; dog track owners.
campaign finance reform:
Installing smoke detectors in a burning house; a broom for sweeping back the tide.
campaign issues:
Drums, trumpets, fireworks and flags; issues that change nothing; what the American people are told they really want.
democracy:
An obsolete form of government superseded by multinational corporate plutocracy (rule by wealth).
election:
Average voters decide whom they will pay to ignore their interests and pick their pockets.
election news coverage: Baby talk, courtesy of multinational corporate media; older male sibling wearing a happy face.
House Of Representatives:
A government auction.
multinational corporation:
Campaign financier; a network of machines with human connectors; a virus.
President Of The United States:
Top Dog (see two party system).
pyramid election system:
Grass roots democracy, the only real democracy.
United States Constitution:
Blueprint for a house from which the foundation has been removed.
United States Senate:
A stuffy government auction.
third party:
Citizens in a crooked casino playing poker with a cold deck.
two party system:
Two heads, one dog; a shell game.
Vice President:
A dog that can fetch.
wealthy special interest groups:
Masters of dogs.
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